Downriver Today

Allen Park Police Department issued the following announcement on Jan 25.

Tales from the front row

We begin todays view with a jaded eye and some SMH added in. 

I love the scent of fresh clean laundry. Kind of a GAIN man myself, but Tide pods are great.

This fella went “shopping” recently. He loads up 6 boxes of Tide pods into a cart. Then rolls the cart of pods on out of the doors. He is met by store staff. They request his presence back into the store. He apparently declines as he pulled a handgun from his waistband and offers the wise words of “ Stay Back”..  They did and he fled.

First we had, don’t eat tide pods now , don’t steal tide pods…. Use GAIN 

Dior Savage is a very fine men’s scent it’s not cheap. A fella walks into a place that sells such items. He begins to select this very fine scent and begins to load them into his pockets. He is confronted and disregards the, stop stealing our stuff request. Finishes loading up ALL of his pockets and exits the store.

This is one way to get said cologne at a much cheaper price. Till we catch ya.

Relationships are hard. They are even more difficult when the former “one” does not let go. This makes new relationships hard.  It’s a super odd conversation with the new “one” after the former “one” comes in your home and assaults you. Yikes 

Fun fact. The computer we have in our car has lots of information. Like if your license plate is expired and if your vehicle has insurance. It also shows the registered owners driving status. 

The hat trick is, Expired plate, no insurance and the registered owner has a suspended license.

This kinda thing will create an interaction. The driver was the registered owner and he WALKED away* while his vehicle came with us.  

*Walked away with some paper in his hand.

There ya have a small dose of the front row….

Original source can be found here.